Theme Song to the Off-Off-Broadway Stationary Musical: Home-a-Lot!

Still at home? Sing along for custom quarantine karaoke here. (Be ready to start with the horns.) You can find the original Camelot theme song here.

 

It’s true! It’s true! The WHO has made it clear—
This virus will be with us through the year.

A quarantine was made some months ago here
So our town won’t be COVID’s new hot spot.
And there are legal limits where go, so we’re
Home a lot.

Bare faces aren’t advised until December
When getting groceries, or in parking lots.
Disorder makes things so hard to remember
When home a lot.

Home-a-Lot! Home-a-Lot!
I hardly ever drive my car.
But in Home-a-Lot, Home-a-Lot,
It’s safer here by far.

Why should libations have to wait till sundown?
By 8 a.m. the coffee clouds appear.
In short there’s simply not
A more sequestered spot
For safer social distancing than here
In Home-a-Lot.

Home-a-Lot! Home-a-Lot!
Our lives are in perpetual pause.
But in Home-a-Lot, Home-a-Lot,
These are the safety laws.
The comfy couch so plush becomes a thrill ride!
By 9 p.m. the Zoom screens disappear.

In short there’s simply not
A more sequestered spot
For safer social distancing than here
In Home-a-Lot!

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